Warning: Aunt Flo rant

You know, if I didn't want babies so bad, I'd rip out my ovaries and feed them to something. I'd probably lose less blood that way. I mean, I feel like a river after World War III.

Ugh.

Oh why, reproductive system, do you hate me more than life itself? I don't know. I am good to you, I do what I can to soothe you, but yet, you hate me.

Oh well, I'm going to take a hot shower. Maybe my ovaries will hate me less.

<3 S