The Christmas lull strikes, my apartment shines with awesomeness. God, you remembered me!

Hoping everyone's holiday was divine. Mine sure was~!

I got some sweet purple boots. They're bitchin'. And pajamas like I wanted~!!! I am blogging in them right now, lol.

The more I do this blogging thing, the more I like it.


I got PAINTS from my AMAZING husband~!!! I was SO excited!

Zach got a sewing machine and a espresso machine, among other things. I spent until 3 in the morning wrapping and decorating presents. I made Zach some amazing arts for Christmas.
I got a GPS and some things my Daddy brought back from India, and some stuff for my kitchen from my parents. Yay!

Jake got really LOUD presents, so I am kind of glad to be leaving tomorrow, my head hurts from his racetrack.

Pray for my Mommy. She's undergoing surgery for the second time in two weeks. Poor Mommy.

Anyway, GUESS WHAT?!

MY APARTMENT IS FINALLY DONE!

Yes, yes. FINALLY, OFFICIALLY.

So, to pack, then nap. That's that.

Warning: Aunt Flo rant

You know, if I didn't want babies so bad, I'd rip out my ovaries and feed them to something. I'd probably lose less blood that way. I mean, I feel like a river after World War III.

Ugh.

Oh why, reproductive system, do you hate me more than life itself? I don't know. I am good to you, I do what I can to soothe you, but yet, you hate me.

Oh well, I'm going to take a hot shower. Maybe my ovaries will hate me less.

<3 S

Dumb is I, and the electric fence

So, my husband's family has 4 horses, which I feed twice a day. Easy enough.

Not exactly. At least not in the mud.

I go out and get their sweet feed and go under the fence every day just fine, but not today.

I went to go under said electric fence, and what happens? I hit it. Where? In the middle of my back, which I was at an angle my shirt had moved so my flesh was showing. OW. It knocked me off my feet and into the 2 inches of mud, paralyzed for about 20 seconds, then I was able to move.

Ugh.

In other news, Zach told the man who owns the apartment complex if it isn't done by Monday, we're moving into his office, and staying there until it's done. So.

I'll have a new home Monday for sure :D

~Susan

Moving, why do you hate me?

So.

Remember how my husband has a job in Chicago? Some of you may say "Why does her town say Moores Hill, IN?" That's because I do live here, and my husband for the past 3 months has called a Super 8 home (Poor guy)

A week and a half the man who owns our apartment building says, One more week, this week for sure!

Still waiting.

Blargh.

Hopefully...it will get better


~Susan

Wants

Christmas is coming, any readers of mine, and I am sadly a material lady at heart sometimes.... Oh my.

My music is my life, and my dear and true MP3 player died after 5 years...(Yes, 5)

I'd like a new one. They have a new purple iPod Nano I'd love. A big one.

And some Christian Louboutin shoes... I'd like those too. Mmm, black leather pumps with red soles... Especially those studded Mad Mary Janes.... <333.

And this one pair of dark purple Louboutins... Mmm... They make me drool.

I know I will never get them, but...A girl can dream. And even if I did, when could I ever wear them. They'd be in a glass case, displayed in my closet for drool proofness. I mean, Drool marks on suede? Ick.

Things Women should try NOT to do before they turn 30.

I have yet to do any of these

(but I get *really* close with the shoes, good I am a size 10 ((or 40, I forget, in italian shoes)), I can never find my size! I WILL BUY YOU ONE DAY, CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN SHOES!!!)

1. Going on a blind date without an escape plan
2. Having sex without protection (outside a monogamous, baby-bound relationship)
3. Getting an ill-fated, post-breakup haircut
4. Asking for the “Jessica Simpson” at the tanning salon
5. Getting kicked off a plane for wearing a skirt that’s too short
6. Sleeping with the governor for money
7. Waxing your brows under the influence
8. Getting engaged on a reality TV show
9. Wearing a plunging neckline without double-sided tape
10. Worrying about getting old (you have the rest of your life for that!)
11. Mixing wine, vodka, gin, rum and beer in one night
12. Buying a Ford
13. Sleeping with your boss
14. Staying with a man after he hits you
15. Eating the fish entrée on the plane
16. Moving in with the guy you barely know
17. Wearing a sports bra for anything other than sports
18. Getting a tattoo of a mermaid, a butterfly, or a fairy on your lower back
19. Leaving the batteries in your vibrator while traveling
20. Using your real name for cyber-sex
21. Saying “I love you” first
22. Getting in debt buying shoes
23. Or handbags
24. Or too many lattes, for crying out loud
25. Eating thirds
26. Wearing high-waisted jeans if you aren’t Kate Moss (or her size)
27. Dating or sleeping with your best friend’s ex
28. Dating or sleeping with your ex’s best friend
29. (Unless, of course, your ex was a D-bag)
30. Begging your ex to come back

Twilight, how I love thee, I've seen you more than twice now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dompotjTeIA

Twilight fans, it's so funny, you'll need an inhaler.

I'm not responsible for any asthma attacks or anything.

Watch at your own risk.

Yay, I won!

I'm excited, I actually won something! I mean, I didn't win the main prize, which is fine, but I won some glitter spray!

Guess who's husband is getting glittered when it comes!?

MINE!

Yep, he already said "Susan, if you happen to beat out all those ladies for that contest, I'll let you glitter me"

Zachie, I sure hope you're honest.

I dreamt of Rob Pattinson last night, is it bad of me? I felt so bad, seeing my husband is away on business. I can't stand it, he's so pretty.

Yay to Sara DiSciacca!

So, in my excitement, I can't handle it anymore, and I've already sent Sara 3 emails saying said excitement to her

She's ENGAGED

and gonna get ma-a-a-ar-ied.

Way to join the train, Sara! Love you!

Twilight Fans, unite!

Jealous as I am, my husband isn't home tonight, so no Twilight for me. But tomorrow I will go at 1:30, and will squeal, and will cheer for Julie's husband Marshall (A lovely lady of a blog I read), then go dream of sparkly vampires. Zach already gave me permission to glitterfy him when he gets on on Friday night. Squee! What? Of course I have the glitter already. That'd be dumb of me not to, seeing he may forget or change his mind, which there will be none of that.

So, I'm going to bed soon, being jealous of the rest of you who may have seen "the" movie.

~Susan

Foxy Thoughtses

After being teary eyed in my last blog, I thought I should take the time to introduce myself and have a real blog and not a rant blog.

My name is Susan. I'm 20. I'm not a Satanic worshipper, my family name (Teufel) means Devil in German.

This is me. Aren't I cute?

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c172/SusanTeufel/151037.jpg

This is my best friend Zach. Isn't he hot? I think so too :D

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c172/SusanTeufel/Wedding213.jpg

That's why we got married on August 16th of 2008. Yay us! We're so adorable. Thus, the Devil Fox is me, Susan.

Team Fox, yay! *waves flags*

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c172/SusanTeufel/weddingwoot.jpg

We had the most ADORABLE Wedding Cake Topper. Look, it's us, in Sculpy form!

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c172/SusanTeufel/foxs09.jpg

My friend Angyl Kille made it for me! If you want one, leave a comment, she is a FABULOUS artist and sculptor.

(If my pics don't come up, I'll edit later)

Anyway, I've been married for like...More than 90 days now! I plan to let you know all about my lovely time being married at 20. My husband Zach is 22.
More about meee later~!

Susan